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Blush's Diary


Late August through September, 1998

Mews an purrs here I am da Tortoishelle kitti wi da lon fur an da long tale wit da lon black furrz on it. U wanna no bout mi lif? Wel dere iz a Humoon in it but no other kittiez. Letz start meown an purrin wit da week startin August 23 in human time.

August 23 iz a Sunda
Humoon an I ar alon an jis relax fur da da. No vacum thin ta mak me hid on da counter. I la bi da windo lookin ofer da patio. I gitz plenti ov treetz. Humoon playz wit da puter thin too much. I la near her hopin sh wil quit. I eatz an drinkz. Dark tim I git in da bed wit da Humoon ta keep da demonz awa. Humoon sez dere isn ani but ta be sure I sleep wit her.

August 24 iz a Monda
Humoon gitz up reel earli meanz I git up wit her. Git mi am treetz bi demand. Loud meowz. Humoon gitz dress. Why she do dat? She shud jus go out in her furrrz lik I. Oh wel nefer unnerstan doz Humoon. Out she go!!! Well, I eatz, sleepz an watch da humanz out da window in da out. Da Humoonz footstepz ar out dere in da hall. Hurri to da door I rush for da enter pettz an greetingz. Hop on da tabl bi da door. In she cum. Aw purr purr nic patz an talkz wit me. So nic ta haf da Humoon home. I gitz lonli. Humoon goez rite ta bed on da lon thin in da big room. An goez rit ta slep. I hop up an mak sur she ok. All ok jis tire. I slep wit her. Den da loud fon thin wak uz up. I hop down wan treetz. She meowz in da thin. Gitz up an goez right to da puter.......MEOW MEOW ok she gif me treetz an petz. Nic gud Humoon. purrzzz....Did I meow purr tel u da Humoon iz half lik she kan not here mi purrz an mewz? She onli here da LOUD onez. I hafta git her tenshun bi git bi her wit pawz or loud MEOWZ. Nuther wa iz ta get tangle in her big pawz wen she walk ta lit her no sh furgot me. It werks. Itz usual mi nit treetz I hafta meow purr git her tenshun fur. Wen she pet me or neer me she haz ta feel if I iz purrin. Or I kin Purr reel LOUD special at nite wen I geit mi furri fac in herz.

She gitz offun da puter. I git treetz an back ta bed ta watch da demonz.

August 25 iz a Tuezda
We do or uzual thins da humoon an me. I run ta da door. Dere iz a furrien ov urz. Humoon an furrien meow wit each offer. I mak sur an git treetz afturwerd. Of cours I sleep wit da Humoon an mak sur no demon or mic come.

Auguzt 26 iz a Wednezda
Aww Hiss-Spitt!!! Da fon an da door bell wak uz up errli!! We me an Humoon not lik dat. I jumpz frum da bed wunder if it iZ battl wit da micez an me. Da furrien da cum ta help iz errli. I mak sur I getz mi treetz. purr purr Ladi an Humoon mew wit eac ofur an do thinz. Aw out cum da rug thin. Up on da counter I jum ta sta til it dun. Humoon putz treetz up dere fur me. Dat furrien leef. out. Door agin up I go to tabl. Iz nuther human for Humoon. Dey sitz an meows an purrz fur da lonis tim. I sitz an watch mak sur Humoon iz ok. Gitz treetz sun az she lev. purrz purrz haf Humoon here wit me bi sel. Thin rin. Humoon meow wit it. Goez out but not fur too lon. I greetz her az usual. purrz purrz gitz me treetz. Humoon rit on puter!! I wath out an lay by Humoon. Tnit I git up on da ke thin an luk at Humoon da skre iz al sqwuiggly. I sitz on thin wit whit stuf in it. Luk at Humoon. I geit petz an meowz frum her. I git treetz. Humoon etz an we go ta bed togefur.

Auguzt 27 iz a Furzda
Aw nic da git treetz no buzzer an lit wak uz eerli. Git outta bed an git treetz. Humoon moan an groon hol her bak. Da door geetz da furrien wit da long blak fur. Her an Humoon do stuff no rug thin da iz loud. Gitz treetz an petz frum furrien an Humoon. Sh lef git mor treetz. Humoon ak lik she goin in da out aww kan she sta hom? She go out wit sum stuff hop she cum bak sun. Meow purr purr et sum la roun sum watch da fu out. Humoon hom!!! Run ta da door. Get gett meows an petz. Rite tu da puter thin. Deman treetz an git dem. Frum puter ta da git fur da bed an git in it. Ta dreem lan we go.

Auguzt 28 iz a Frda
e an Humoon gitz up, mak sur loud MEOWS git mi treetz. Door run fur petz girl human brins in stuff an meow wit da human. Door git it furrien a boy human. He an Humoon pla on da puter. Dey haffin fun so I wat rel clos an git reel close meow . Humoon leef wit da boy human hiss!! He gunna tak mi Humoon wa frum me?? hiss wori all da wil Humoon gon can't sleep or sit in da win. Finali Humoon hom. Git mi petz an treetz. Humoon aktin ok so sh stil min purr purr purr purr. Dorr gin. Run iz meen girl human. She lef her kittiez her fur uz ta sit wit fur 4 dayz. hiss i not lik her!! Her an Humoon meow. She lef Humoon upse an mad. I fin in listen to dere meowz dat she waz suppoz ta tak Humoon out fur fud an had sumthin better ta do. I wud lik ta bit her wit mi fang fur hurt mi Humoon. She hurtz Humoon lotz. One da bite???Scratch???? Hiss!!!????? Girl Human lef fur her otter planz an lef us with Humoon cri. I go an tri mak her fel betr. Humoon pla wit da puter an I sta clos. Hop meen human not cum bak. We go ta bed me an Humoon.

Auguzt 29 iz a Zaturda
We git outta da bed. Da Humoonz st not feel gud. Bak hurtz. kin tel bi how she mov an sumtim hizz bout it. All wek her not fe gud. I tri ta meow an be bi her. Humoon luv me an I no wen I bi she lik it. Iz a quit da. Humoon lay roun. I etz an getz treetz an la roun. No humanz cum thr da door. Humoon hom al da. Purr Purr dat mak me so happi. Humoon on puter. I sta bi. She meow on da fon an ak hapi. Meow I fin dey wer furrien. Humoon an me git in an ou ov da bed but finalli cuddl rite an sleep.


Sundai da 30th ov Aug
I jis la aroun wil da humoon got fon callz frum sum over humanz. She waz happi wit dem an so waz I. Den dere waz furrienz at da door. I letz dem pet me az da humoon ak lik she lik dem. Humoon pla wit da puter 2 mio dizma. Offur al I had a nic da fur a insid kitti. Got treetz on deman an a nic warm Humoon ta slep wit.

31 ov August
Da Humoon had er uzul visitor dat cum an mak da awful nois wit da thin on da flur. I hid on da counter an da Humoon gif me treetz. Da ladi iz da sam on all ov da tim an iz nic ta mi an da Humoon. I purr lik fur onez ta b nic ta da Humoon. She gud ta me. I get treetz an a nice warm on ta sleep wit. Humoon wen wit her gud furrien and brout fud an a toy fur me a lazer dot an I haf fur gittin it.

1 ov Sept.
A quiet day fur da Humoon an me no visitorz ta git mi fur on. Humoon az usual on da puter more.

2 ov Sept
Anufer quiet da fur da Humoon an mi. Mi Human Dad frum were I waz born call an had da Humoon laffin an all. It waz nic she tel al abou me it waz al nic. He casl frum da funral hum wer he werk.Humoon did sum papwerk. I la an git treets wen I wan. Humoon az usual gif me mi Lax a stuff frum da tub an groom. I git groom bout 5 da a wk. I haf lotz ov lon fur. Humoon luv me. She pla wit me wit da red dot thingy.

3 ov Sept.
Da ladi cum agin an petz me an helpz humoon oput wit da apt. She mak a lot ov nois wit da floor thin. Humoon gif me treetz on da counter. Dere waz sum fon callz thin da Humoon iz goin out. B4 that dis human so called cum an hurtz da Humoons feelin reel hard. I cud tel bi watch da Humoon. Y humanz be so meen ta mi Humoon. She gud ta me kitti and offer Humans. She had ta run in da out but kam bak in a few. Not too lon fur me ta wat fur treetz an ta mak hur fel betr wit mi furz. Of cours I git treetz an am nic ta da Humoon.

4 ov Sept.
Me an Humoon hom a lot wif ech uffer. Humoon stil sad bout hiss=spitt!! da so cal furrien da on who kittiez sta here an made me mad. Sum un cam an took Humoon in da out ta da stor agin. She cam bak wit lotz ov stuff. I got min wen she gotz me da red dotz thin. I herd her sa it waz furry xpen. Da res ov da da we jis in apt alon. I letz Humoon petz mi fur an git groom agin.

5 ov Sept.
I wis da puter wud run awa. Da Humoon werek on it fur 6 hor an stil not git dun wat she wan. Sumfin bou pics ov me. I jis han out in da apt wit her an keep at her wen she ber den.. It waz lat in da nite.

6 ov Sept.
Humoon an I up lat. I lik slep wit her. She petz me wen she git up. Wen she git up in da nit ta git a drin or uz her littr sh alwaz git me treetz. I get in her feet an giv her no choic. We getz up an a liddl later she iz on da puter agin wit da pik thin. It waz 2 in da morn b 4 I cud uz da thin fur mi diari. Humoon iz determin. Wel we wil go ta da bed fur now an u wil heer frum me da long furred kitti nex week.


Sun da 13 ov Sept.
Anuffer borin da wit da Humoon. She werk on daw puter an scan thin all day an even. I jis la roun da apt an groom, sleep an et treetz all da. Hop da Humoon gitz dun soon.

Mon da 7 ov Sep
Anuffer da wit da Humoon werkin on da puter thin. I got sum beeti res an groom beside da groom da Humoon doez. Da furrien ov Humoon cam an dey wen in da out. Humoon cam bak hol her stom. Gues dey wen out ta et an she et too much. Bak at da puter thin. I gitz mi res an all uv da treetz I kin. Lik effuri nit I slep wit da Humoon.

Tues da 8 ov Sept.
Meow!! Purrz!! Humoon wen in das out an I had a nic kitti partee wit da furri furrienz. We et katnip an groom ea offur an et all ov da fud an treetz we kud reech. Nic tim waz had. Humoon cum home an waz reeli sik. She waz at da vet. I tri an be nic ta her an sta bi her. We slep wit ea offur.

Wed da 9 ov Sept
Humoon up an in da out fur a liddl tim an bak wit me. We la togeffer. Humoon groomz me an gif me treetz aftur werd. Da patio door waz open an da air feel so gud. Watch da humanz an anithin dat mov out da patio. Mor treetz. Me go ta bed an wait hourz fur da Humoon.

Thurs da 10 ov Sept
Da human cum an run da big loud thin. She an Humoon reel chummi. I out wit dem xcep fur wen da big thin nois. Den I on coun an git Humoon ta gif treetz. Humoon pla wit da red dot thin as usu wit me in da effen. Alone fur awil az Humoon in da out den bak den in da out. Kam bak hol her gutz an grren. Mus ov et too muc fud. I fin she iz sik bes it. We slep togefur afta she grum me.

Fri da 11 of Sep.
Burin da. Humoon luk reeli sik. I tri ta mak her feel betr. She luk green. Man furrien ofur an Humoon go wit him. Bak hom wit me an we jis sta togeffer. Oppz Humoon holdin her head. Won what hit it??? Go to bed wif her.

Sat da 12 ov Sept
Meow purr da Humoon not green toda. Meow purrs!! Kin git mor treetz an pla wit da red dot thin. Humoon in da out wif ur secon Momkitty. Den bak. I jis catnapp an wat da akshun ofur da patio. Lay an wat fur da Humoon hmmmm....kittiez get lonli too. Humoon home. Furrien offur. In da out dey go fur da effen. I cat napp, use da puter to meow wit mi furrenz. Humoon hom an grum me an petz. I go to da bed an wat fur effur for da Humoon.

Outsid ov da Humoon gettin sik at da vetz an me lonli a nic week. Da partee waz reat. Meow an purrz. I hop all uv u kittiez an Humoonz enjoi mi lif wit da Humoon.

PURRRRRRRR, CALLIN ALL KITTEZ
Humoon gone fur 24 hourz frum 630 am humoon time on Wed til midnite dat da. I haffin a partee fur all ov mi kitti furrenz. Brin wat u wan to mak a nic partee. Come all kittiez!!!!!!!!


Sunda da 13 ov Sept.
Dis waz a reel nic da fur me!! Purrs an Purrz da Humoon sta in all ov da da. iwaz not lonli an had her ta watch me ettz. I gotz lotz ov treetz an groomed. It waz so gud jis da Humoon an me. Az usual da Humoon sat on da putrer a lotz but she waz here wif me. I wuv it! purrs an mewz.

Monda da 14 ov Sept.
Dis waz a nic da az da Humoon sta hom an dere waz a relli nic purrson cum an c us. I haf dis problem..I itch an bite da harez off un mi belli an bitez mi bak cuz it itches reel bad. I also been pukin a lot effun wif groomin an da l stuff in da tube. Humoon waz lookin me ofur reel gud an had dis worri luk on her fac. I fink she call da TED on da thin she meow in. Wat am I to do?? mew mew mew


"You want me to what??!!"

Tuesda da 14 ov Sept.
I waz rit. I hafta go to da TED. In da carrier I go an in da furrien motor monster. It waz cool in dere. Den da furrien gitz mi box an in we go...ughughugh... Da TED iz a ladi I seen b4. She waz reel nic an gentl an talk lots wif da Humoon. Da onoli bad part waz I gotz a thin wif a needl stuk in my hip ouch..ouch. I waz a gud kitti thou. i no Humoon waz a worri bout me an mi furrz. TED sa sumfin bout da kittiez dat sta here. No fleaz tho. Humoon waz muc happi an so waz I. She effun put mi dish on da floor thin mi hip hurt where da thin wen in. Humoon waz reel nic 2 me. She iz mostli.

Wed da 16 ov Sept.
Dis waz a awfu da fur me. Mi plac wif da thin hurted. Humoon got outta bed put her thinz on an out she went. Well I had plan a partee fur all ov mi fur furrienz. A lotz cum an we pla an ate an drank an et katnipz. Oh it waz fun. I wan da Humoon hom tho. Wel uz kittiez had r fun an got high. We hadda kleen up reel quik. Mi furri furrienz all help an it waz nic jis in tim fur da Humoon arrival. Humoon kam hom cri an shakin. I fink she waz at da vetz an got baaaadddd....newz. i cuddl wif her an tri an mak er feel gud. I iz itch an bitin less but am retin a lot.

Thur da 17 ov Sept
Humoon waz hom all da so I waz a happi kitti wif less itchiez too. I got lotz of treetz an luving. Humoon waz a callin da vet plac an relli giffin dem hiss-spittz!! I waz a gud kitti an tri an rub her legz an be bi her. She pet an meow wif me. She sad dat I waz wif probl 2. In da effen r furrien brout her dinner. She put me in da room cuz lik a nic kitti I waz gettin on das tabl. Furrien not lik so off I go to room. Meow purr I waz jis makin sur she got gud fud fur da Humoon. Not in da room long. We meow an pet an purr. Furrien lef in da out an me an Humoon joy ea offur. Humoon cud not sleep waz cri an all got up an writin. I sta bi an dere if she wan me. I itchioez less. Still la roun but feel bettur. Dat mak da Humoon happi she purr wif me.

Fri da 18 ov Sept.
I haf a nic a furri da wif da Humoon hom all da jus wif me!!! Purr purr purr an les itchies an dat mak da Humoon an me happi. Humoon sad but her wif me were sh shud be wif da one dat luv her. She wuv me I no. I kin jus tel.

Sat da 19 ov Sept
Hiss-spitt!!! Da Humoon gitz up, gitz her thin on weelz an off she go!!! Hiss I iz hom alon all da agin. I jis la roun an uze da purter an meow on da thin she uze. Humoon home an berin sum offur humans in. Dey iz nic an petz me an gud 2 Humoon. Da man nic lukin un too waz lik he not feel gud. Humoon waz reel nic ta him lik she iz wif me wen I not fel gud. Dey go in da out. Humoon la down an sleepz for free hourz. I jus do so too. I fink she had a gud tim but Humoon git tire ezy. Effun if it iz fun she gitz reeli tire an week lik. I watc her an be her gud furrien. She alwaz gu ta me. itchiez an bitiez less an lez. Stil hard ta be pik up an held. Fanx fur reedin bout mi lif wif da Humoon.


Sunda da 20 ov September-
Dis waz a nic quit da wif da humoon at hom. She on da puter thin a lot an me dreemin ov boy katz. Dis not so nic human cam an drov me Humoon nutz bein meen. I wanna bit but I kno I git in da kitti jail if I do. I not barfin az I waz fanx fur da vet help. No ettin mi fur az muc eiffur.

Munda da 21st ov September
I waz up an alon sum ov da da az da Humoon waz out 2 da human vets. She cum bak tire an la down fur awil an I la on da flour bi her. We haf a nic day wif ech uffur waz a quiet un. I wach out da big glass an see the leefz turn sum. Not mani humoons oe animals. Humoon sa she wuv me an pet an groom sum. I slept wif her.

Tuezda da 22nd ov September
Humoon up an reedi ta go in da out. i sta hum an groom an eat an rest. i purrfur ta uz da litter wen da Humoon iz hom. I purrfur ta etz wen she iz hum also. She petz me az I etz an I purr an etz. Humoon bak frum da out meowin sumfin bout bein late az she had ta help a furrien wif sumthin. She waz tire an slep. I slep on da flour bi her. Den she on da puter. On fin she talk on sumfin bout visitorz sum she ask sum she not wan. I gonna haf ta be bi her so dey da unz she not wan not meet ta her. It iiz her bfofur. Dere hiss an spitt wif dem.

Wednesda da 23 oc September
A nic quit da wif da Humoon. R furriewn da cum an help Humoon cam an we lik her. She a nic human 2 uz. We sta hom an Humoon uze da puter an I cat napz. We pla wif da red dot sum. Humoon on da puter thin agin. We slep togefur. Nic da.

Thursda da 24 ov September
Nuffur nic da wif da Humoon She on puter an meow on da thin. I cat nap an we pla wif da red dot. Humoon petz me wen I etz an I etz an purrz. She keepz da box kleen. She meow wif me an I cum bi nam. We slep 2 gefur.

Frida da 25 ov September
Humoon go in da out wif a furrin dat cum. She cum bak wif mor fud fur me. Lotz ov stuf da et an drink. Gittin reedi fur her offur humans ta visit. Den dis reel nic human cum an dey etz (I put in mi room). I let outta mi room an visit wif da Humoon an our furrien. Humoon hopz on da puter an I han roun an luk outta big glazz. We slep tofefur.

Satutda da 26 ov September
Humoon go in da out. Gon a lon tim. Cum hom wif a smil but furry tire. She sleep fur 3 hourz lon unz. U c da Humoon iz sik an git tire eze an sleep aftur she do muc. I jus sta bi wif her. Den she up an meow wif a furrien. Later a furrien da meen un cum an relli pizz Humoon off!!! Sumfin bout her fud an stuff in da kan she tak wif her. Dis human is rich an cum ta git wat Humoon haz an leef. Humoon cuzzin. She nic ta me thi, i jus sta oiutta her wa wen she sa bad werdz. She werk on puter an we sleep togufur. Nic Humoon but she muv heer pawz bak unz too much in da bed.

Anuffur wek in da lif uv da Humoon an me. Purr Purr. I goin ta da plac ta pra newx wek wif Humoon an git bless wif uffur humans an dere furri furrien. I can't wait.